fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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mitchdahbitch:

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in the red 

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fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

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cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

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When someone calls me attractive image

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people’s reaction when i’m talking

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people’s reaction when you’re talking…

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